Irrational Fears

Many of us have fears, some rational (like spiders or snakes) and irrational fears.
I have an irrational fear of exploding biscuits.

Yes, these sweet buttery crescent rolls, biscuits and cinnamon rolls scare the living hell out of me. I almost NEVER open a can, I make Justin do it and he laughs at me the WHOLE time. 

If he isn't here, I hold it by the corner and let the weight of the can unwrap itself, praying that it POPS, so I don't have to push on the seam. God for bid, if I have to push on the seam, you will see me jump all the way in Kansas.
Yes, I have an irrational fear, what's yours?